i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
i want to be so famous that people misspell my name just so it can be their url
yeah but do you like them in a lotr marathon way or a lotr marathon extended edition way
my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it
shout out to my mom for making the most perfect kid ever
congratulations to your sibling
"as soon as you’re done vacuuming i need you to take out the trash and do the dishes"
It was a tables match.
First one to go through a table loses.
I hope everyone can appreciate this now
why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers
And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.
get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto
i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word