chapsnats:

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone

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How did you lose you virginity?
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rickymartinofficial:

i had sex

bikinipowerbottom:

answering a question wrong in front of the whole class

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sovietunions:

one thing i never do is write a rough draft it’s all or nothing go big or go home

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seansjoyousrancouroustreemodus:

magicaldeductions:

goddammit bill

I saw this in science and I flipped the fuck out

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lilianlies:

#me about my future

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emperorirene:

inspired by (x)

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kool-aid-jammers:

iroh:

truly inspiring

Legendary.

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